The City Council

Anonymous asked: Is mr. Noot a snail or a slug wearing a stolen shell? These are important questions. Stop Noot 2012.

We are mass printing this quote onto posters. Night Vale needs to know. Night Vale needs to question. Stop Noot 2012. 

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Anonymous asked: The pulp in my orange juice is red and pulsing what do i do

Do. Not. Drink. The. Orange. Juice. 

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zippyc:

When you’re in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes, everything goes according to plan.

Finished up my Katsucon photos and found a couple silly shots of us paying homage to the great gazebo (ᅌᴗᅌ )

Cecil / Carlos

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tagged as → #perfect cosplays
cleeksfire:

omg

cleeksfire:

omg

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tagged as → #the truth is out
Anonymous asked: I am the internet

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mondaydeliriumandthesmilepatrol asked: If technology is banned... Computer technology at least... how are you using tumblr? iPhones allowed? Can people access the internet so long it's not from a laptop or a pc?

We are the City Council, so we have privileges. This tumblr was meant to be a blog for us to post our update on Night Vale’s daily happenings, but we never expected that there would be other people here to ask us questions. Tumblr.com is allowed for us. 

How are you able to access the internet if we banned it? That is the real question. 

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We cannot tell, our GPS signal is acting up. Our GPS has not been able to pinpoint you, John, since you went missing. Hopefully you are somewhere safe. 

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underthenarniansun asked: I am here? Am I? Are you? Is anyone? Is anything? Is anything here? Is anything really real? Are we real, or a figment of an imagination, unable to cope with the haunting loneliness that is the truth? Subway, eat fresh.

THE CITY COUNCIL’S BLOG IS NOT “AD SPACE.” We do not even like Subway. Burger King gives you more for your money. 

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Anonymous asked: -A completely skinned apple falls from the ceiling, and a ominous "Noot." is heard from a ceiling grate-

A representative sniffs the air. He’s here.”

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{I took that quiz i just reblogged and it turns out I’m most like Old Woman Josie. It’s funny because im terrible at bowling.

i really really love Old Woman Josie. I can just imagine her hitting Cecil with her handbag, scolding him about how much he talks about Carlos or something and then afterwards just casually pulling a brick out of it.}

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