petition for Joseph Fink to upload the bloopers from recording Welcome to Night Vale and call it Welcome to Night Fail
[the moment I realize how much I want WTNV’s “Existing” shirt it goes out of stock forever]
You forgot to eat your vegetables yesterday and shoulder pain is your punishment.
Night Vale’s Christmas tree. Assuming Santa risks flying over our little desert community~
We were given special powers by the angel hierarchy, the one that you should not know about. We also had powers before then, however.
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
But that notion is impossible; the potatoes and the plastic bags have been rivals for centuries. There is no way they would team up against the Council for an earnest mistake.
We hoped that it would not come to this conclusion, but your cat is going through transformation into a Super Cat. They become unresponsive and moody during this awkward time of change. Once she becomes a Super Cat in a week these problems will go away.
Holy shit my brain just
Okay, so in Sandstorm A Kevin talks about the radio equipment being really old.
And everything in Desert Bluffs is controlled by Strex.
Strex is taking over Night Vale.
What if Desert Bluffs is Night Vale’s gruesome future.
What if that’s why Cecil and Kevin are said to look alike.