insanusxrisumx asked: City Council, I've noticed in the past few weeks that my nine-year-old brother's starting to act a bit..odd. He has grown fangs and will not stop floating in his room while playing the high e note on a guitar over and over again in a continuous loop. Do you have any advice?
Growing up can be hard sometimes. It is hard for us to give you advice here since only a quarter of us actually are 100% human, but then there is the problem with actually remembering our childhood. Maybe you should wait it out. Give it a year, at least until he is 10.
Anonymous asked: Dear city council, how is life? If you could use a food metaphor that would be greatly appreciated. Something about food metaphors makes me very... happy.
Life is an apple. People eat it but do not savor it, and then when you get to the core the apple gives you seeds/chances to make something out of its passing. Then we proceed to throw the core away along with the seeds, therefore wasting life and its chances that it has given you. Life is quick and fleeting.
nightvaledog asked: "So, um, like, how do you tell a RED fire hydrant from, like, a YELLOW one? They totally look the same. I'm NOT even joking. And I've totally got to pee, like, right now." She let out a high-pitched whine.
They looked at each other and a representative kneeled down to her eye level. “The hydrants have the names of the colors on them on the back in big white letters. That should help.”