The City Council

mountainchiliad:

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- Welcome to Night Vale proverb

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eyllis asked: Petition to have Freddy's transferred over to Desert Bluffs.

Petition approved

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cosmoprosextips asked: Hello city council I have an EXTREMELY important question Do you ship cecilos?

cosmoprosextips:

theofficialcitycouncil:

Possibly if you define the words “ship” and “cecilos.” 

Are you happy about Carlos and Cecil’s relationship

We guess so, but honestly we could care less about other people’s relationships. It doesn’t really matter to us. We know a woman who married a blender.

Love is a useless emotion to us. 

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Anonymous asked: wait what are your other fandoms besides welcome to night vale??

{{it’s in my about, but my biggest fandom is probably Ava’s Demon… Then there’s FNAF which is obvious since i make a ton of references, Homestuck, Pokemon, and Harry Potter. Mostly Ava’s Demon tho.}}

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Anonymous asked: A snail slithers up the wall, It's eyes stakes twitch lightly. "Noot noot."

[they flinch] Oh, heyyy Mr. Noot… G-Good to see you! Did you lose weight? You look good, you look… [a representative gets out a squirt bottle and spritzes the snail with salt water] …Good. 

EAT THAT

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windmill-of-death:

HoLY SHit i just realised, Steve Carlsberg can see things and understand them and he can see what’s going on when other people don’t, remember that time he accused Carlos of being a spy

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randomdraggon:

HELL YEAH. 

randomdraggon:

HELL YEAH. 

erika-youknowtheangel:

She didn’t even let me post this  I AM ONLY A MERE CHILD, FACELESS I MEAN NO HARM

erika-youknowtheangel:

She didn’t even let me post this
I AM ONLY A MERE CHILD, FACELESS I MEAN NO HARM

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cosmoprosextips asked: Hello city council I have an EXTREMELY important question Do you ship cecilos?

Possibly if you define the words “ship” and “cecilos.” 

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theofficialcitycouncil:

It is that time of the year again. Autumn, the season of vegetable monarchy, is among us. Remember to praise your new vitamin enriched rulers. 

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