The City Council

Anonymous asked: The Elder Council has not forgotten. We, with holy meat crowns, stand again!

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angryinternnoises asked: Who can we talk to about getting an Insomnia Cookies put in though.

Probably the girl scouts if you can find them. All of their meetings are in undisclosed locations deep underground. Either that or Steve Carlsberg. Word on the street is that he has a stockpile of cookies. That selfish jerk. 

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Anonymous asked: Hey, City council! I found some embarrassing pictures from back when you were the student council!

Could we have them? Please? There are 25 of us and we need new blackmail material.

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theofficialcitycouncil asked: What about us

thesheriffssecretpolice:

WHERE ARE YOU ANYTIME THERE’S TROUBLE? CONVENIENTLY, YOU SEEM TO NEVER BE AROUND. WE WONDER WHY. IT MUST BE A COINCIDENCE. GEE, WE GUESS WE DON’T KNOW. 

SEND US SOMETHING AND WE’LL TELL YOU WHAT WE HATE ABOUT IT

It’s not our faults that I Love Lucy is conveniently on television every time there’s “trouble.” It’s not like we hack the television signals or anything. 

Nothing like that. 

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thejovenshire asked: I heard there were twinkies about. Did you humanoid beings get into my stash again?

[they look around warily and pull a bag of twinkies out of the light fixture] …We saved some for you. 

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there-i-changed-it-again asked: So like hey city council, you got any plans Friday night? Because I was just uh wondering if you wanted to go sacrifice blood stones with me. That would be pretty cool of you. I mean if you're busy I guess that's ok too. Just uh let me know. bye <3

On Friday night we were planning on wallowing in crippling fear of the known and unknown, but that can always be moved over to next week. [they municipally wink] Pick us up at 7.

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Anonymous asked: Most of the bodies have antlers. Does that help?

theofficialcitycouncil:

That narrows it down to, like, four; so yes. They antlered ones are currently sifting through our nonexistent break room in search of twinkies. Please pick them up now. We are afraid that they’ll find our secret stash.

Excuse you, but we DID NOT sign up for robotic humanoid babysitting service. 

They’ll find our twinkies.

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Anonymous asked: What is the council's opinion on Old Woman Josie out by the car lot rebuilding the opera house?

Old Woman Josie is rebuilding an opera house? That is fantastic. It would probably be more fantastic if we knew what opera was, but we are happy for Josie anyway. 

We still don’t trust her though. Angels. [they scoff]

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Anonymous asked: Most of the bodies have antlers. Does that help?

That narrows it down to, like, four; so yes. They antlered ones are currently sifting through our nonexistent break room in search of twinkies. Please pick them up now. We are afraid that they’ll find our secret stash.

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Anonymous asked: Hello, I am a body builder. I have built fifty bodies. 3 of them are missing. Have you seen any bodies running around? Yay big, made out of parts, most likely either questioning their own existence or dancing to 80's music?

That is a very broad category. Please describe them more. There are literally hundreds of bodies roaming the streets. It is impossible to distinguish them from civilians anymore. 

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